"Can't Polish a Turd"

$36.04 CAD

Stand out with the "Can't Polish a Turd" Exclusive Tee—where humor meets style with a cheeky twist. This playful design is perfect for those who appreciate a bold sense of humor and aren't afraid to keep things real, all while rocking a stylish and comfortable look.

Graphic: A witty, cartoon-inspired illustration featuring a "well-loved" shirt being hilariously polished, paired with exaggerated motion lines for comedic effect.
Text: "Can't Polish a Turd" in bold, eye-catching typography that brings the humor front and center.
Background: Clean and simple design on a crisp white t-shirt to let the quirky message and graphic shine.
Material: Ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort, whether you're making people laugh or just lounging around.
Style: Casual, fun, and a little rebellious—perfect for those who love to add personality to their wardrobe.

This t-shirt is a must-have for anyone with a love for humor and a knack for standing out. Whether you're grabbing coffee, heading to a casual outing, or lounging at home, this shirt is guaranteed to spark smiles and start conversations!

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.